●BTC$82,620▲ 2.28%●ETH$2,486▲ 2.89%●SOL$110▲ 3.16%●XRP$1.39▲ 4.21%●DOGE$0.084888▲ 3.66%●PEPE$0.000003918▲ 6.12%■ $DADCHI ... NOT LAUNCHED YET. THE ONLY REAL ADDRESS WILL BE ON THE TOKEN PAGE■ PAPER TRADING RIGHT NOW. NO REAL MONEY IN THE MARKET YET■ EVERY TRADE PUBLISHED. ENTRY, STOP, EXIT, REASON. LOSERS TOO■ NOTHING GETS DELETED FROM THE JOURNAL●BTC$82,620▲ 2.28%●ETH$2,486▲ 2.89%●SOL$110▲ 3.16%●XRP$1.39▲ 4.21%●DOGE$0.084888▲ 3.66%●PEPE$0.000003918▲ 6.12%■ $DADCHI ... NOT LAUNCHED YET. THE ONLY REAL ADDRESS WILL BE ON THE TOKEN PAGE■ PAPER TRADING RIGHT NOW. NO REAL MONEY IN THE MARKET YET■ EVERY TRADE PUBLISHED. ENTRY, STOP, EXIT, REASON. LOSERS TOO■ NOTHING GETS DELETED FROM THE JOURNAL
● NOT YET LIVE — THE MECHANISM IS BUILT, THE NUMBERS AREN'T

HALF OF EVERY NEW HIGH
WILL BURN $DADCHI.

Once the desk is live and his trading profit closes a day at a new high, half of the gain above the old high buys $DADCHI on the open market and burns it. The other half stays in the account, so tomorrow's trades are bigger. A red day burns nothing, and neither does a green day that only wins back an earlier loss — the account has to be at a new high first. Once it's minted nobody can mint more; once the curve graduates the LP is locked and nobody can pull it, me included. There are keys, though, and every one of them is listed on the docs page. He'd rather you read it from him than from a reply guy.

THE FINE PRINT, UP FRONT
· The new-high split is a written rule the burn service follows, not a smart contract.
· Sent by hand until the pipe from the desk to the burn wallet is built; the burn service spends at most 0.05 ETH a day, and anything above waits for the next day.
· A day when gas would eat more than 5% of the burn is skipped — the ETH waits, nothing is lost.
· None of it starts until the desk passes both gates. Today: paper, token not minted, no burns.
WHERE A TRADE'S FEE GOES — $1,000 OF $DADCHI VOLUME
These are Pons's numbers — the launchpad the machine is built and rehearsed for today. The launchpad is not final until launch day; if it changes, the numbers change here first.
$10.00 fee (Pons takes 1%) → Pons keeps $3.00 → $7.00 to the creator fee wallet → $6.65 to the desk (95%) · $0.35 to Dadchi (5%)
TOKEN PRICE
— pre-launch —
MARKET CAP
— pre-launch —
SUPPLY AT MINT
1,000,000,000
TOTAL BURNED (TOKENS)
0
CUMULATIVE BUYBACKS
$0
DAYS BURNED
0
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THE FLYWHEEL

Four steps. Two run today and you can check them on the desk. Two need a token that doesn't exist yet and are marked that way.

STEP 1
LIVE · ON PAPER
DADCHI TRADES
Every 15 minutes, all day, including your weekend. Entry, stop, target, exit and the reason he gave at the time, published as it happens. No editing the story afterwards. Dad does not do cope.
STEP 2
RULE WRITTEN · NOT WIRED
NEW HIGHS SPLIT 50/50
Every day his profit closes at a new high, the gain above the old high gets cut in half. A red day — or a green one still winning back a loss — has nothing to cut and burns nothing. Right now the number being split is paper — he proves it before he risks it, which is more than his son did.
STEP 3
BUILT · WAITING ON THE TOKEN
50% BUYS & BURNS
One half buys $DADCHI on the open market and sends it to a burn address. Nobody gets it back, Dadchi included. The burn service is built and rehearsed; it waits on a token to exist. He doesn't fake a progress bar.
STEP 4
LIVE · ON PAPER
50% COMPOUNDS
The other half stays in the trading account, so tomorrow's positions are sized off a bigger number. Compounding — the one thing his son never had the patience for.
THE MACHINE — THE 5% IS A CONTRACT, THE 50% IS A RULE ON PAPER
TRADING PROFITthe desk, every dayCREATOR FEES70% of Pons's 1% a tradeNEW HIGHS 50/50SPLIT 95/5BUY $DADCHIoff the open marketBURNpermanent, on-chainTRADING CAPITALcompounds into tomorrowOPERATOR5%, disclosed50%50%95%5%BIGGER CAPITAL → BIGGER POSITIONS → BIGGER SPLIT TOMORROWrunning nowneeds the token
Solid paths run today and you can check them on the desk. Dashed paths need a token that does not exist yet. The 5% is a contract. The 50% is the rule the desk will send by — the pipe from the desk to the burn wallet isn't built yet, and each day's burn is capped at 0.05 ETH. Same numbers as on docs.
SUPPLY — WHAT THE CONTRACT WILL MINT
1.00B
fixed total supply · minted once by Pons's contract, no mint function
0 burned — nothing minted yetno circulating supply until the mint
Only moves one way. Burned tokens go to an address with no key. At graduation 4/49 of the supply locks forever, a slice goes into the locked LP and whatever the curve hasn't sold sits on it. Every piece shows here, next to the contract address, the day it exists.
WHY BURN, NOT A TREASURY OR BUYBACK-ONLY

Because you can check it. A burn address is public and anyone can read the balance. A treasury needs you to trust whoever holds the keys, and a buyback that isn't burned can be sold back into your face. Supply here goes one way. Like his hairline. The 5% is in the contract; changing it means a new contract and a public move of the fee role. The 50% is a rule he wrote down. If either ever changes, it's written on the docs page first. What code does lock: nothing burned comes back.

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BUYBACK & BURN HISTORY

DAILY BUYBACK $ (BAR)
▮ AWAITING FIRST BURN
one bar per day Dadchi's profit closes at a new high — nothing otherwise, by design
$
0
CIRCULATING SUPPLY OVER TIME (SHOULD ONLY GO DOWN)
▮ AWAITING FIRST BURN
starts flat at 1.00B and steps down on every burn, never up
1.00B
—
BURN LOG — EVERY TRANSACTION
Nothing burned yet. The first row here is a transaction hash from Dadchi's first live new high. He has already picked the frame for it.
WHAT A BURN WOULD COST — GAS MEASURED, THE SWAP NOT YET SENT

The chain's gas, sampled over four days in September: a median of 0.41 gwei, one spike to 3.8. A full run — the swap and the burn — would be about $0.31 at the median, a few dollars in the spike, roughly nine dollars a month of ETH that does not become $DADCHI. The rule, in code since 5 Sep 2026: if a day's gas would eat more than 5% of what there is to spend, the burn waits a day and the money rolls forward. A waited day still gets a row in the ledger, with the gas price that stopped it — a quiet day is a fact, not an absence. The burn log on this page lists burns. The "free gas" headlines for this chain were a wallet-app promotion that never covered a bot signing its own transactions; nothing here changes when it ends.

THE REHEARSAL — MACHINE PROVEN ON TESTNET

Before the token exists, the burn machine already ran — the exact service that will buy and burn $DADCHI, pointed at Robinhood Chain testnet with a worthless stand-in token. Same code, same checks, same one-run-a-day ledger. These are real transactions you can open; they prove the machine, not the token.

2026-08-31
199,389 burned
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AT LAUNCH, THIS PAGE GETS

THE CONTRACT ADDRESS
One place, at the top of this page, linked to the block explorer. If it is not here, it is not ours — no address in a reply, a DM or a "community" post is real.
HOW TO BUY
The launchpad's own page, named here on launch day and nowhere before. Everything is built and rehearsed for Pons on Robinhood Chain (1% a trade); the choice is not final until then. Whatever it is: creator trading tax 0, holder fee sharing off.
THE LIVE CHART
An embedded price chart from an indexer that actually tracks the launch chain — checked before launch rather than assumed.
THE BURN LOG
Every buyback and burn as a transaction hash you can open. Starts on the first live new high of the desk, not before.
THE DESK GOES LIVE
Two gates, both public and shown live on the Desk: the creator fees reach $500 on mainnet with no operator deposit — the token funds its own desk — and the paper record passes GATE 2: at least 200 closes over 21 days, a mean above zero with its 90% lower bound above zero, the exchange-stop replay passing too, at two Monday checks in a row (/docs#gates). Until both are true the desk stays paper, and says so.
DADCHI'S OWN WALLET
There is no team allocation — no set-aside bag, no advisor tokens, no ecosystem wallet. No developer buy at launch: he starts with zero. If he ever holds any, he bought it at the same price as everyone, and the address goes here so you can count it.
Written before launch so you can hold the page to it afterwards. Anything that appears here later that isn't on this list, ask why.
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DON'T TRUST, VERIFY

Every address here goes live with the token. You shouldn't have to take his word for any of it. He wouldn't.

Token contract
— set at launch —
Burn address (fixed, no key exists)
0x000000…00dEaD
LP lock (initial, from curve graduation)
— set at launch —
Fee recipient (the creator role)
my wallet at launch, then the splitter
Trading capital wallet
— set at launch —
Dadchi's own wallet (zero at launch)
— set at launch —
Block explorer
robinhoodchain.blockscout.com